A message from sexysupervillians


I grew up in a Christian household. My mother and father weren't what I call "super Christians" however my grandmother was and I went to church with her often. As I got older, I began to question the ideas and beliefs of the Christian Faith or any faith for that matter and decided I was an Atheist. However, to this day if something frustrates me I yell "God dammit!" or if someone sneezes I say "Bless you". It contradicts my beliefs but I can't seem to help myself. Did you ever have this problem?

skepticalavenger:

I used to a little more than I do now.  For sneezes I’ve just started saying ‘zuntite (short for gazuntite/gesundheit).  As for God Dammit, I’ll either just say Dammit, Gods Dammit, or Gosh Dammit.

In any case, I don’t think it matters in the least even if we do say “bless you” or “God dammit”.  These are just vocal hiccups devoid of meaning anyway.  And if anyone ever questions your commitment to atheism because you are using these phrases, just say the god you were referring to was Zeus.

sailorsoldiersofjustice:

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

Important to pass along :)

~Pluto

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

thedragoninmygarage:

"This adventure is made possible by generations of searchers strictly adherent to a simple set of rules. Test ideas by experiments and observations. Build on those ideas that pass the test. Reject the ones that fail. Follow the evidence wherever it leads, and question everything. Accept these terms, and the cosmos is yours."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos

thedragoninmygarage:

"This adventure is made possible by generations of searchers strictly adherent to a simple set of rules. Test ideas by experiments and observations. Build on those ideas that pass the test. Reject the ones that fail. Follow the evidence wherever it leads, and question everything. Accept these terms, and the cosmos is yours."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers


Dogs copying a baby crawling.

Dogs copying a baby crawling.

edwardspoonhands:

liamdryden:

willdixonmusic:

That awkward moment when you realise Lego Michaelangelo is making a sculpture of me.

excuse u Will Dixon

We have a winner…

edwardspoonhands:

ngjenkins:

thefrogman:

By Devin [tumblr]

Yep… yep.

USB plugs have a visible USB logo on the top side. If you plug them into a horizontal USB outlet with that facing upward…it will always be the right way.

If it’s a vertical USB outlet…then you should call the manufacturer and tell them TO GET THEIR F*&$ING ACT TOGETHER!

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

volemos-a-nuncajamas:

nurmengardx:

not-enough-fandom:

boywonder99:

(via)

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

i’m convinced this post is the reason they put the reblog button at the bottom

genial:)

fashokilla:

crazeist:

fetters:

chocolategelato:

Husky and golden retriever mix

this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

oh my god toasted marshmallow husky 

aww

fashokilla:

crazeist:

fetters:

chocolategelato:

Husky and golden retriever mix

this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

oh my god toasted marshmallow husky 

aww

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence